My eyes are so swollen they look like narrow slits.
I don't have a fever but I feel like I do.
My throat is soar.
My chest is so congested and my nose is so stuffed that I can barely breath.
Yet somehow I'm supposed to go out into the world today and get a customer service job or a retail job in BUTT BLANK, Long Island.
I don't want to sound like a sad sack but HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!
How am I supposed turn this one around into a positive?