When did the words manicure and pedicure become one word?
In an effort to maintain some dignity and normalcy in my life, I decided to get a manicurepedicure today. It was wonderful. Sometimes you just need human contact and that's what I got. My feet were massaged, my hands were massaged and while everything was drying my back was massaged and it was nice. There was a man there getting his nails done. That was refreshing.
On the way back from my manicurepedicure, I walked past a man wearing a bright orange T-shirt with a picture of Jesus and the caption "Jesus is my Homeboy". I wonder if Jesus knows what's being done in his name.