A Possible Repercussion

The Onion published this article which answers the question of what the repercussions would be if we legalized gay marriage. (You do know of course that the articles from the onion are strictly fictitious meant to make fun of current issues and not meant to be taken seriously.)

Massachusetts Supreme Court
Orders All Citizens To Gay Marry
BOSTON - Justices of the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court ruled 5-2 Monday in favor of full, equal, and mandatory gay marriages for all citizens. The order nullifies all pre-existing heterosexual marriages and lays the groundwork for the 2.4 million compulsory same-sex marriages that will take place in the state by May 15.