Richard Hatch, the first winner of Survivor, is under investigation for not reporting his $1 million Survivor winnings. You know, the $1 million that the whole world watched him win on television 5 years ago. If you saw it, you know this guy was a really doody head. One of his winning strategies was to gross everyone out with his pale, doughy and naked body. The other was to befriend the crotchety old military hero who became the most beloved member of that first season.