July 06, 2005
This morning at work, my boss asked me to run downstairs to get coffees for everyone. Riding in the elevator I notice a fly above the doors, just sitting there rubbing it's legs together. Suddenly I was in the middle of my own sci-fi movie where the elevator was a teleportation device that scrambled my DNA with the fly's and I emerged as an entirely new creature. This little fantasy lasted exactly 1. 5 minutes, the exact time it took to get from the fifth floor to the first. I bought 3 coffees and one Coca Cola for the guy who thinks he's being healthy by not drinking coffee.