August 26, 2004


Dear Random Woman with the Hairy B---:

Perhaps you might take an extra second when you have finished peeing, to look at the seat before flushing. Every day now for the last several months I have walked in on one of your pubes balancing ever so gently on the rim of the toilet in the stall furthest from the door. I don't know if you leave fresh one for me every day or if the same one keeps finding its way back home. Either way it is disgusting.

Please find a way to keep your bush in tow.

I'm sure I speak for everyone on the 10th floor.

Thank you.

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