August 17, 2004

My Personal Hell

The New York Yankees, Scientologists
Circle I Limbo

General asshats, Creationists
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Militant Vegans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IV Rolling Weights

PETA Members, Uday Hussein
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Osama bin Laden
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

NAMBLA Members
Circle VII Burning Sands

Saddam Hussein
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Qusay Hussein
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

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