So your mommy told you not
to sit on a public toilet.
Some of you listened.
Some of you also listened to your mommy
when she repeated that ageless rhyme:
If you sprinkle while you tinkle,
please be neat and wipe the seat.
Some of you are very very very bad girls
because you didn't listen to your mommy about this.
Which makes it a very disgusting mess
for those of us
who don't do as our mommies tell us
and do sit on the seats.
And most of us do wipe the seats
(before and after)
because we know what it is like
to sit in your tinkle.
IT IS NOT FUN! IT IS NOT PLEASANT!
So please ladies.
Listen to your mommies.
Don't date bad men.
Don't do drugs.
Don't belittle yourselves.
And for goodness sake,
WIPE YOUR DAMNED PISS OFF THE SEATS!!!!!