March 29, 2007

Good Bye Chris Sligh

The most clever contestant in American Idol's history, according to Ryan Seacrest, was sent home last night. Chris Sligh did a crappy job singing Every Little Thing She Does is Magic by the Police and was punished for it. He was sent home last night.

The results show was almost interesting. Gwen Stefani performed that strange Sweet Escape song with special guest singer Akon and 6 Japanese dancers. Akon sang "ooh" and "aah" in a way that I guess only Akon can sing. Since I first heard the song, I haven't understood why it had to be Akon singing the oohs and aahs. It seems like anyone could have sung that party. No. Really. I'm not kidding. Listen to the song. Here's his part: "Whohoe, whihooWhohoe, whihooWhohoe, whihooWhohoe, whihoo"

She could have gotten school kids to sing it. Two nuns in an elevator. A policeman on horseback.

I was sorry to see Chris go. Especially since Phil Stacy is staying. Chris has way more personality than Phil, he just picked a really bad song for vocalizing last night. Why would anyone pick a Police song. There's no way anyone could sing better than Sting. Singers sing best when they sing the music they write for themselves. Sting sings Police songs well because they are written for him. Chris is a song writer. It's too bad we couldn't hear him singing one of his own songs. We probably would have heard him at his best if we could have.

I'm pretty sure Phil Stacy doesn't write music.

Hopefully this will give a boost to Chris Sligh's songwriting career.


mrsmogul said...

I think Chris has a nice voice but he messed up on that song. Probably Blake would win at this point? Or dare I say it .......the hair kid.

Anonymous said...

The fact that Sanjaya is still on the show almost makes me want to stop watching.