It's Thursday night, 2 minutes to 10:00. I've spent the last two hours roasting a chicken, surfing the internet, doing a facial and watching television. Most of that hour was spent watching my new DVD of South Park Season 1.
Here is the question.
Now that the chicken is roasted, I'm bored with the net, my face is as clean as it's going to get and the television is still glowing, will I or won't I watch President Bush' acceptance speech for the GOP's nomination. CNN is on. Wolf Blitzer is wrapping things up and I'm balanced on the edge.
Will I or won't I?
Tune in tomorrow to find out if I did or I didn't.