September 10, 2003

Cell Phone

Dear cell phone user:

I appreciate that you needed to speak with someone before going down into the train station but did you have to stop on the steps? Did we ALL need to walk around you? Are you REALLY that important? Please don't do that again because the next time I see you blocking foot traffic in the subway entrance I am going to push you down the stairs. and I won't care how beautiful, exotic or important you are.

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