When I was very little, I memorized the following from a jokebook for children.
Ladies and Jellyspoons
I come before you to stand behind you
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Since next Thursday will be good Friday
We will have a father's meeting for mothers only.
Wear your best clothes if you don't have any
And please don't come if you can be there
Admission is free, please pay at the door
Have a seat on me, please sit on the floor
No matter where you managed to sit
The man in the balcony will certainly spit
I thank you for kind un attention
And now to present to you
(fanfare added as adult for embellishment)
The Four Corners of the Round Table